Forgot my glasses

reCAPTCHA, I hate you.  I hate you with every failing rod and cone in my decrepit eyes that vie to try and turn a blob into something that looks like a word.  It looks like a bear to me.  A bear eating your face, reCAPTCHA.  And as you die horribly, in a pool of blood that spreads out to form wobbly blobs that vaguely resemble the english language, I will have my revenge.