Wednesday 3 June 2015

warlocksmith:Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? Me: No this snake is not...

warlocksmith:

Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? 

Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.

*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*

Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads. 

Join me on tumblr at http://ift.tt/1naB4h5

No comments:

Post a Comment